wow omg I love my sister
she just said
"I hate it when people say it’s a white girl thing, no!"
"it’s not a white girl cappuccino it’s just a cappuccino you stupid bitch!"
"it’s not a white girl cappuccino from starbucks! it’s starbucks, everyone drinks from starbucks!"
I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED