idk man my imagination runs wild all day all night

 

wow omg I love my sister

she just said

"I hate it when people say it’s a white girl thing, no!"

"it’s not a white girl cappuccino it’s just a cappuccino you stupid bitch!"

"it’s not a white girl cappuccino from starbucks! it’s starbucks, everyone drinks from starbucks!"

jedavu:

Stunning Fluorescent Landscapes Painted on Female Bodies by Photographer and artist John Poppleton

voidbat:

jqqqq:

i suppose you could say seymour did it…… for the vine

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GET THE ACTUAL AND ENTIRE FUCK OUT OH MY GODDDDD

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”